The Grad Voice

1. Time at the gym may sound grueling and unnecessary, but it will prove valuable in your turnstile-hopping ability during the morning and evening commute.


2. Join as many clubs as possible- disprove the whole "there is no free lunch" thing.


3. Go trick-or-treating this Halloween - Snickers really satisfies.


4. Never, EVER, pay for porn! The internet has p l e n t y for free.


5. Drink PBR (or Schlitz if it still exists) - Budweiser is for undergrads whose parents still pay their bills.


6. Pick up a camera and destroy that New York City reputation of not harassing celebrities. Paparazzi make damn good money for a single snap!


7. It's a jungle out there - stay in school as long as you can. Think: PhD. Doctor has such a nice ring to it, anyway.


8. Sell coke not crack; the margins are better


9. Cut classes - that scarce resource of time could be more wisely allocated towards lucrative endeavors (like number three above)


10. Put your hand out! Who says panhandling is limited to college endowments?

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